seattle... ugh

So, I love Seattle. I grew up near there, and it was our "big city" nearby. Now I've been away for quite awhile.

I just got back from spending a weekend chilling in Capitol Hill, and I feel like I've lost touch with the city.

First of all... when did people start bringing their dogs everywhere? I saw a HUGE dog in a bar at 1:45am, a golden lab in the freezer section of a grocery store, and a greyhound in a nail salon.

Seriously? Leave your dogs at home, dillholes. It's disgusting.

And, while I'm on it, start showering. Even just once or twice a week would be a big improvement for most of you.

Additionally, it wouldn't kill you to buy a shirt with a collar on it.

I'm just saying...